short jokes

1.
girl: Will you love me after marriage also?

boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

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2.
Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you.

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3.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created
YOU.

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4.
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
SON : "One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
MOM : "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand
your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

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5.
What are the three fastest ways of communication? Three fastest means
of communication in the world. Tele-phone Tele-vision Tell-a-woman. You
still want faster? Tell her not to tell anyone :)

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6.
A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling
people u're dying of AIDS?" Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare
touch ur mom!"